She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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