You're completely useless in the revolution.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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