She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
3pm strippers are depressing
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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