Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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