i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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