i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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