I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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