I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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