when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I faked an abortion last night.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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