I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Say something about gay babies.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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