trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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