Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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