Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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