Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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