Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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