I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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