I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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