should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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