She's JV to your varsity
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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