Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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