I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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