The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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