He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Someone shattered a urinal.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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