There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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