How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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