It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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