all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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