gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Shame - the story of my life.
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