Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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