hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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