dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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