He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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