Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
id be glad to
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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