Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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