I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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