god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
