just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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