What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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