Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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