oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
