Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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