More tranny stories later!
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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