Define "chronic" masturbator.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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