Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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