I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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