Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
last night I used snow as a chaser
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
