So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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