You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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