i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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