What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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