so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she told me i tasted like america
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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